The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.

(Source: irresponsibleeyouth)

rnedia:

when did this

become more attractive than this?

(Source: drarna)

guynecologist:

wouldnt wanna

fancyladyindeed:

fandomblogger:

doctordonna10:

danglingthpider:

castielsunderpants:

phoenixgryffin:

drjohnhwatson:

thequeenofvillainy:

You know what’s creepy about Humpty Dumpty?

They never said he was an egg.

all the king’s horses and all the king’s men couldn’t put Humpty Dumpty back together again BECAUSE HIS BLOOD WAS GUSHING OUT OF HIS CRACKED SKULL

SOMEONE PLEASE CHANGE THE SUBJECT BEFORE THE SHERLOCK FANDOM STARTS ANGSTING. 

Too late

LOOK JAWN I’M HUMPTY DUMPTY 

GOD DAMMIT

(Source: darkladysatan)